May 2013
169 posts
sithlordtennant:
For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
me: i'm so lonely
person: hey
me: leave me alone
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westbor0baptistchurch:
inbox:
does tumblr have cheat codes
it’s called being physically attractive
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
maleteen:
people who say pop instead of soda are not my friends they are my enemies
johnentwlstle:
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
whatsacanada:
Time for spring cleaning *deletes 3 apps*
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
